Match Report

The West CAC wolves travelled to Durham Cathedral for sanctuary, but the Holy Ones sent us to the Hell-hole of Durham Leisure Centre where the Bombers made us look like lambs to the slaughter by sacrificing us on the table tennis tables.

Jason missed his lift and said he’d be there in 15 minutes, so we played the first 2 singles and the doubles which we lost. Meanwhile in another world Jason used his sat-nav to travel to Meadowfield Leisure Centre and turned back, missed Durham again and went to Ramside Hall, arriving at the destination just as the doubles were finishing.

Then Jason, our hero, went  on against Lee Maher and won in four ends, and that was as good as it got.  Kevin Richardson won his three and Dan Hutchinson won his three and Lee won two.

I wish to make official protest against Dan because with me leading 10-9 in the fifth end there were tears in Dan’s eyes so I didn’t have the heart to beat him.

The Player of the Match was laughing Kevin Richardson, so well played Kevin.

As if this score wasn’t bad enough Sunderland played a draw on Tuesday – oh woe is me!

Gan Canny

Alan

Ps.This report is for Dan

Written by: Alan Whitwham
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